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1 DAY's WORK

by :-) Vedant Sarkar.   

It's a simple story of a happy-funny family which lives in New York and enjoy their lives just like any other family but, I'll only write their 7 days work of life in a humorous manner .

I always like to start with a phrase of mine, as it's a funny story, let's try.

With all the work in the office and school, they don't give a damn about any of the fool, with all crazy work and hilarious jokes, let's all begin this story folks.

This story has 7 characters namely, Andrew ( dad ), Molly ( mom ), Frank ( son of Molly and Andrew ), George ( housekeeper )' David ( grandpa of Frank ), Eve ( elder sister of Frank ) and BoB ( Andrew's brother).

( MONDAY 8:25 AM ). It starts with another day at the bathroom, where Andrew is pooping hardly like a rushed train, Andrew " aaaaagh, c'mon baby get out get out, aaaaaaaagh. Ooooooh, I gotta take that out, aaaaaagh.......... Holy God. Just as Frank enters the room where the bathroom was.Frank said" yawn......, good morning dad." Dad ( crying )" yeah,yeah it's getting there". Frank" well dad honestly, you should've noticed what you ate". Dad" Which noticed, coming in or going out man". Frank" I just wanna ask where we'll go for this Christmas.... Vegas or London? Dad" well Vegas isn't that traditional " . Frank( immediately ) said" Then Rino" Frank ( with excitement )" No,no,no,no,no... Vegas is good, 2 Great men, rocking along in Vegas wearing big tights..." Dad ( interrupting )" Dude.... Don't gay it up"

( 9:00 AM ). Now it's on the dinner table eating breakfast. The eaters are Frank, Molly, Andrew, David and Bob. Frank said"Hey dad, did you know that our body doesn't digest corn, it goes out just in the way it comes in. It's like a little bookmark in your poop" Andrew( angry )" Frank it's not breakfast conversation" Frank ( regret )" you are right it's breakfast 'cornversation'" Bob( after swallowing his leafs )" See what happens when you don't hit your kids" Andrew( changing the subject )" it's okay bro but did you know that I have opened a new franchise of my buisseness " Bob said" Great, now you'll be on the hit list" Molly( interrupting )" Hey Bob, we can go for your makeover today" Bob answered" No advantage cause inside I am DEAD"

( 3:23 pm ). Andrew and Bob jogging. Andrew" Hey Bob...." Bob (suddenly ) said"ooooh you remember me". Andrew ( joking )"Wait.... You are Bob right, haha just kiddin...so, I was saying that how was your big makeover this morning?" Bob ( regret )"It bit me hard" Andrew" really, cause you were already bitten by a dog in your big, fat, great google mooglies ass" Bob said"Why do I bother sharing my feeling with you" Andrew ( joking )" I don't know it's not like I encourage you"Bob ( angry )"Just leave me alone". Andrew cried"You're already alone, you wife threw you out remember hahahahahahaha"

( 7:50 Pm ). Molly, Bob and David sharing a cup of coffee. Bob" I'm tired of getting insulted by all of Andrew's crap" Molly ( immediately ) said" Yeah me too, he just says crap, it not even interesting crap.... It's just a crap which beats a crap out of crap" David said"Yeah, sunrise-sunset" just as Frank enters the room and asks"Hey dad, Johnny Depp cruised to succeed in his comedy-action film named...." Andrew ( in anger ) answered" Pirates of the stick your nose on your ass" Frank replied"Okay, and Tom Cruize was successful in making the last part of...." Andrew ( again in anger )"Fire in the ass it's an impossible mission" Frank"Okay thanx dad" David ( with relief ) said"See I told yo sunrise-sunset.

If you all like the trailer then I'll make more of them.

THANK

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