I think we should try to be friends only.
But we are already friends. What about being my girlfriend?
You want to be my boyfriend, okay. But I have few conditions. You will never miss my calls, you will never ask me out, you will never pay my bills, no late night calls and most important my pointers should not degrade.
Okay. But I also have one precondition. I get to kiss you. Promise me.
No promises.
No promises, an unorthodo