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The life and adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Bootyhole a collection of absurd poetry

Author Name: Adhish Gupta | Format: Paperback | Genre : Poetry | Other Details

Mr. Bootyhole hung a photo frame over

the wall, and 

came home to find it shattered.

He did not know whom or what to blame:

the weight of the body of the frame;

the tree it was cut from;

the mud the sapling was planted in;

the high definition of the picture;

the printer which took forth the job of printing it;

the glass embedded within; 

the improper making of the bricks-

included, but not limited to the furnace

they were baked in, the manager, and the one who

gave them shape; 

the frailty of the nail which held it in place;

the weak blows of the hammer;

its slippery grip; 

the paint on the wall;

the humidity of the room;

global warming;

the lightbulb over the frame;

its filament;

the electricity wires running in the walls;

the wind that blew in through the window;

or his own incompetence.

All he knew was that he needed to

find a broom, before

his cat injured her paws.

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As I walked down the cobbled street, I didn’t realise when muscle memory took charge, and I stopped before a dying hibiscus. The sanguine strands of each of the five asymmetric petals yearned to show through their unique individuality, how perfect their imperfections are; its pistil was still intact, and the pollen strands were still capable of producing an offspring- I chuckled: lifeless as it may be, I thought, it could still give life. I was running late
for a meeting, so I had to rush, but right before I left, I noticed that the step I was about to take, would have obstructed the path, which had been idealistically been appointed by the ants to reach their little hill, crushing seven of them in the process; naturally, I forced myself to turn to a
longer stride…

I hadn’t yet expected that muscle memory, from that day, would evolve to create art.

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