Would you believe it if I told you that I saw ghosts at Kuldhara??
And you obviously don’t know what it takes to be in the school football team, do you?
No, you don’t, and I don’t blame you one bit for it, even I didn’t know. There are many things except just the Bend it like Beckham, Keira Knightley vibe.
And do you know who chewed up my brand-new hoodie?
I’d rather you didn’t, it’s pretty embarrassing.
Would you believe it if I told you that I saw ghosts at Kuldhara??
And you obviously don’t know what it takes to be in the school football team, do you?
No, you don’t, and I don’t blame you one bit for it, even I didn’t know. There are many things except just the Bend it like Beckham, Keira Knightley vibe.
And do you know who chewed up my brand-new hoodie?
I’d rather you didn’t, it’s pretty embarrassing.
Also, they did me all wrong by calling my hometown - ‘god’s own country’, a place I dislike, and I have receipts to prove, so…
I’m trying to use the word ‘hate’ less.
And you do not know how to paint roses red, right- no worry’s, I’ll teach you, it’s pretty easy.
All this, yeah, but do you remember all the city lights on the water??
That was a joke, my way of referring to a big ol’ city, nice right?